A Casual Stroll to Mordor (silly name. Have I said this before? I think I have.) is about to become very very wealthy indeed. So am I*.
I have agreed that they are allowed to auction off one night of my time, for any lucky lady who wants to go out with me on a dinner-date. That's right! Wow! Amazing. One whole night with Aegthil the Rose Rockstar! And hey, you never know but what after a few glasses of wine (red wine, of course) the date might develop in all kinds of interesting steamy directions. Oh yeah. Bring that bat fur, baby.
I just know there is going to be huge interest in this. Bidding is going to be absolutely frantic. CECs will be falling over themselves in the rush to put money down. Hair (mostly blonde) will be torn. Faces will be scratched. Nails will be broken. Rude words will be thought, and maybe even verbally expressed. It's going to be mayhem, ladies and gentlemen, so get in quick with your bids.
Get in and win, for the night of your life, never to be forgotten. In years to come, when you sit with grandchildren on your knee, you'll still be saying "Ah, I remember that night with Aegthil as if it were yesterday".
Don't miss out. Bid now.
Don't bother bidding on the other auctions, mostly by losers like Cosmetic Lotro and Elrond and Frodo. I think that Frodo is auctioning off some personal jewelry items, but nothing important.
* For those of you who fondly imagine that a Casual Stroll to Mordor (silly name. Have I said this before? I think I have.) is not going to get rich out of this extravaganza, well, think again. You don't really believe they're going to pass the money on to help with the care of baby bobbits, do you? Ha, no way. Nobody would be that silly. We're actually going to split the money three ways. Two parts for me, and one part for a Casual Stroll to Mordor (silly name. Have I said this before? I think I have.) But it's still worth it, worth every penny.
I have agreed that they are allowed to auction off one night of my time, for any lucky lady who wants to go out with me on a dinner-date. That's right! Wow! Amazing. One whole night with Aegthil the Rose Rockstar! And hey, you never know but what after a few glasses of wine (red wine, of course) the date might develop in all kinds of interesting steamy directions. Oh yeah. Bring that bat fur, baby.
I just know there is going to be huge interest in this. Bidding is going to be absolutely frantic. CECs will be falling over themselves in the rush to put money down. Hair (mostly blonde) will be torn. Faces will be scratched. Nails will be broken. Rude words will be thought, and maybe even verbally expressed. It's going to be mayhem, ladies and gentlemen, so get in quick with your bids.
Get in and win, for the night of your life, never to be forgotten. In years to come, when you sit with grandchildren on your knee, you'll still be saying "Ah, I remember that night with Aegthil as if it were yesterday".
Don't miss out. Bid now.
Don't bother bidding on the other auctions, mostly by losers like Cosmetic Lotro and Elrond and Frodo. I think that Frodo is auctioning off some personal jewelry items, but nothing important.
* For those of you who fondly imagine that a Casual Stroll to Mordor (silly name. Have I said this before? I think I have.) is not going to get rich out of this extravaganza, well, think again. You don't really believe they're going to pass the money on to help with the care of baby bobbits, do you? Ha, no way. Nobody would be that silly. We're actually going to split the money three ways. Two parts for me, and one part for a Casual Stroll to Mordor (silly name. Have I said this before? I think I have.) But it's still worth it, worth every penny.
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