Friday, February 24, 2012

The Rose Rockstar and the Beard

If you, gentle reader, look here, and look carefully, you will discover the truth about Beorbrand. You will see him surrounded by his chosen groupies. And it will shock you.

A male elf, a lone female, and ..... a BOBBIT!

Don't say you weren't warned. You should have looked away sooner.

And as for MY groupies. Well. Aren't they just the cutest bunch of lovely ladies you ever did see? Oh yeah.

Who's laughing NOW, nasty piper man? 


  1. I'm laughing Fool, but only because I've hit the big time now! Talent scouts don't like Rose, but they adore Beards!

    B.B., most degenerate

  2. Please! Will somebody think of the hobbit children?
    They were at eye level! The horror!